Miss

According to this graffiti, you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

If Mr. Hall has a completion percentage of 75 + n – n^2 or zero, whichever is greater, and Mr. Oates has a completion percentage of 4*n, where n represents the n’th shot taken by that player, and a total of 25 shots will be taken, when should Mr. Hall stop shooting and pass the damn ball?

ROM so bad

This is a detail of the Royal Ontario Museum’s exterior wall, as seen from the inside. This part of the museum, called The Crystal, was completed just six years ago. If this little slice of dirt and decay were an aberration, I wouldn’t bother highlighting it. But everywhere you look, the same lack of foresight and quality is visible. Walls look unfinished. Space is carved up into awkwardly shaped, unusable chunks, including a couple large areas right near the main lobby. Most famously, the exterior surface had to be reworked extensively because the architect failed to anticipate the implications building a huge sloped exterior in a city that gets nearly four feet of snow per winter. 

Bad Poets Society

“If you look out your windows you will see
Many ruined cities and enduring seas
But if you wish to sleep please close the blinds.”
-Gwendolyn MacEwen, high priestess of middlebrow emo poetry, insipid spiritualism, and conventionally structured verse. 

Voice

I did some audio recording today. It’s always strange to hear your own voice how others hear it, played back. Other technologies, in particular writing, create external representations of our thoughts and persons, but none is so intimate, so eerily similar yet different from our internal perceptions, as audio. After listening to the playback for a while, I can’t even hear my own voice, not really, and even the meaning of my words grows fuzzy, until all I can make out is the tangle of interwoven tones and intonations, all sound and no substance.

Collapse

“Under such conditions, the option to decompose becomes attractive to certain components of a complex society… Irrigation systems go untended, bridges and roads are not kept up, and the frontier is not adequately defended.”